I’ve had the privilege to have a few stories read at BooTown’s Grown Up Story Time event.
I was also asked to host GUST and created fake promos to be told in between stories. Some of these included:
“Brought to you by… Hands: they can punch, they can grab, they can hold, they’re hands!”
“Brought to you by… the Democrats: Spelling ‘America’ with a ‘K’ since the Kennedys!”
“Brought to you by… Cash: if you want to half-ass it for Christmas this year, there’s always Cash!”